Winnie Pooh Quotes

Isn't it funny
How a bear likes honey?
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
I wonder why he does.
"But, Eeyore," said Pooh in distress,
"what can we - I mean,
how shall we - do you think if we - "
"Yes," said Eeyore.
"One of those would be just the thing.
Thank you, Pooh."
The House at Pooh Corner
"Pooh", said Rabbit kindly,
"you haven't any brain."
"I know," said Pooh humbly.
"Good morning, Eeyore," shouted Piglet.
"Good morning, Little Piglet," said Eeyore.
"If it is a good morning," he said.
"Which I doubt," said he.
"Not that it matters," he said.
"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me ever.
Not even when I'm a hundred."
Pooh thought for a little.
"How old shall I be then?"
Pooh nodded.
"I promise," he said.
The House at Pooh Corner
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one was the right, then the other one was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.
The House at Pooh Corner
"I don't think you're helping," he said.
"No," said Pooh. "I do try," he added humbly.
Rabbit thanked him for trying...
The House at Pooh Corner
Well, Pooh was a Bear
of Enormous Brain.
(Just say it again!)
Of enormous brain ...
(Of enormous what?)
Well, he ate a lot...
"What's twice eleven?" I said to Pooh.
("Twice what?" said Pooh to Me.)
"I think it ought to be twenty-two."
"Just what I think myself," said Pooh.
"It wasn't an easy sum to do,
But that's what it is," said Pooh, said he.
"That's what it is," said Pooh.
Now we are six
"Hallo, Rabbit," he said, "is that you?"
"Let's pretend it isn't," said Rabbit, "and see what happens."
"Oh, Bear!" said Christopher Robin.
"How I do love you!"
"So do I," said Pooh.
"Hallo, Piglet," he said. "I tought you were out."
"No," said Piglet, "it's you who were out."
"So it was," said Pooh. "I knew one of us was."
The House at Pooh Corner